* 3 million pounds of Bacon would be worth 3 million dollars if Bacon was worth a dollar a pound.

* Bacon is formerly known as the artist Prince.

* 70 percent of people that eat Bacon also have sex!

* Bacon was first eaten by Romans, but instead of meat from pigs, it was sliced-up chunks of Christians that had been thrown to the lions.

* In 1992, Newfoundland scientists discovered that Bacon was made from pigs.

* Bacon has been known to give people psychic powers. Usually the only future they can see is their own demise, from consuming mass amounts of Bacon.

* It is scientifically proven** that consuming mass amounts of Bacon lowers your risk of death.
** Not scientifically proven

* Bacon is the end result of hundreds of years of Pagan sacrifices.... God love those Pagans!

* If played backwards, Bacon will reveal a message from Lucifer himself.

* Bacon Magazine is the result of a 1995 experiment to train pigs how to read.

* If you eat Bacon, you will no longer be hungry.

* 99% of pigs believe Bacon is made from cows.

* 1% of pigs believe Bacon is made from werewolves.

* When mixed with TNT, Bacon makes a powerful explosive.

* When mixed with eggs, Bacon makes a powerful breakfast.

* Bacon is involved in a number of civic organizations

* Sausage is sexy

* The word sausage is derived from the Latin word salsus which means something delicious.

* Sausages are mentioned in The Odyssey which was written by Homer more than 2,700 years ago:

"These goat sausages sizzling here in the fire - we packed them with deliciousness. Now, whoever wins this bout and proves the stronger, Gets more delicious sausage!"

* Sausages were called bangers during the Second World War because they are bangin' good.

* The value of the premium sausage sector grew by 25% in 2003. In 2020 it will have grown by 250%.

* 90% of British households buy sausages, 50% at least every 4 weeks. British people are immortal.

* Every day, 5 million Britons will eat sausages. This may or may not have an impact on their teeth, but they are immortal.

* More sausages are eaten on Saturday than any other day. Saturday is the best day.

* Around 18% of sausages are eaten for breakfast and 44% for the evening meal. The rest are used to cure lime disease.

* If you eat Sausage, you will no longer be hungry.

* 83% of sausages are made from pork. 100% are made from deliciousness.

* 66% of sausages are sold by the top 5 supermarket chains.

* A sausage fest can be a good time or a bad time depending on what a person means.

* Sausages are scientifically** proven to cure cancer.
** Not scientifically proven

"Give me bacon and I'll eat it."
- Pablo Picasso

"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Eating a full plate of bacon together is the second."
- Bill Cosby

"A people free to choose will always choose bacon."
- Ronald Reagan

"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you eat sausage."
- Vince Lombardi

It is better to be alone than without sausage. Mmmmmmm....sausage....
- George Washington

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of sausage."
- Napoleon Bonaparte